Day 1, The Countdown Begins

Day 1, the countdown begins. The only reason i say that is to re-iterate what you have already read. Time wasted for you 4 seconds, for me, about 5. So we're even so far. How much of your time can I waste I wonder. I feel that i will make it the person goal of my blog to waste more of your time that of mine. Hence, as you read and think about the contents herein I will have spent less time coming up with it, and writing it down. In the end the goal is to have achived VICARIOUS BOREDOM CORRECTION, where I have alleviated your bordom in a positive ration to my own, hence my status of Bordom Master (the one being more bored) will be sustained (because I will occupying my boredom time less so than you)

And so the challenge begins, I will say that we are about even on time consumption so far as this blog is deranged and makes no sence, so you will probably have had to read it twice. Actually on that note, I'll say 1 minute to you, 56 seconds to me. Huzza!